January 2009
The Beach Boys - Then I Kissed Her
Here’s...
December 2008
skeetonmischa:
“It’s So Hard To Say Good Bye To...
3 Worst Holidays
mollylambert:
a. New Year’s Eve
b. Valentine’s Day
c. The 4th Of July
I’m not saying there aren’t exceptions, and I know some people hate Halloween (I’m not one of them). But seriously. I will take a hundred Arbor Days over these over-hyped partying clusterfucks.
Yes.
Ways To Get Me To Not Come See Your Improv Troupe...
Your improv group is named after a pun
Your improv group is named after a pop culture reference
Your improv group has won special awards reserved for improv groups
You invite me
No, I will not come see your improv group perform. Stop asking.
Video: Andy Warhol Interviews A Stoned Steven... →
Yeah, as if I really need a description to get you to watch this.
tesslynch:
If I had alopecia I’d for sure create a Tumblr called havent-got-a-hair
My little brother has alopecia universalis (the kind where you don’t have any hair on your whole body, although he did recently get his eyebrows back), and I’m totally gonna make him sign up for a tumblr so he can do that (and so he can surrender his free time to the internet, just like his older...
William S. Burroughs & Material - Seven Souls
Dear Los Angeles Pot Pharmacy,
Thank you. Thank you for growing and selling the amazing pot that you sold to the guy I share an office with so that he could give a little to me on christmas eve that I could forget about and then remember tonight when I pick up my best friend from the airport so that he can come smoke it with me until we get crazy high and have a blast so he cheers me up out of the shitty funk I’ve been...
Oh Shit!
Hey, if you have Time Warner Cable On Demand, I just found out the special I directed for Current TV is on demand right now. Just go to Cutting Edge > Current > SuperNews, and it’s SuperNewsInternet. Watch it. I don’t get royalties or anything, but still…pretty awesome. Credits on imdb.
tesslynch:
bros. johnson — strawberry letter 23
I...
And now, an ACTUAL LINE from Tango & Cash
Sylvester Stallone’s Character (because I can’t keep straight which is Tango and which is Cash): I’m getting so tired of electricity!
Context doesn’t even matter, that line is PRICELESS. The writing and pacing are so bad, and clearly the movie is directed by a non-english speaking director (in this case a Russian), this is like the 80’s Wanted.
I’ve mastered the perfect recipe for a terrible stomach ache. Just mix equal parts stress, Tango & Cash (holy GOD this movie is fucking awful, it’s the apex of every awful 80’s cop movie cliche come together in a terrifying malestrom of bad cinema, but it’s in HD and I’m bored and so still I watch), and Marceline’s Confectionary Rasberry White Chocolate...
Terence Malik's Days of Heaven →
In its entirety, in high quality, on youtube (just hit “play all”). Enjoy.
Beirut - Nantes
In the last 24 hours, my Xbox...
Idroppedmyphoneatdisneylandandthespacebardoesntworknowhappiestplaceonearthmyass
Neutral Milk Hotel - In The Aeroplane Over the...
Everything Will Be Okay →
Watch it.
stickies:
Black: Bad Boys 2 is like The English Patient of action films, it just keeps going and going… You get all the way through, you’re getting sleepy, and then they’re like: “Now let’s go kick some ass!” Now?!
Wright: It keeps going after the third act — it’s like Bad Boys 2 1/2. People have criticized Hot Fuzz for being too long, to which I respond: “It’s half an hour shorter than Bad...
WatchIt’s here! Please enjoy my 2008 Video Christmas Card. Special thanks to Jason and Bodie for their help. This is also available on youtube. Happy holidays!
It should be noted that this is the most embarassing thing I’ve ever done / made / watched.
blurredvision:
Once in Royal David’s City,...
Vons really stepped up their sushi game. Look out Trader Joe’s, there’s new sheriff in town.
Video Christmas Card!
Completion is imminent, look for it tomorrow. Consider taking the day off, because it’s gonna fuck your whole world up. It’s gonna be like the worst acid trip you’ve ever had mixed with the best orgasm you’ve ever watched someone in a movie have. In other words, it will never live up to the hype.
drned:
I love how quiet LA is right now, because everyone in LA is from out of town and is back visiting family right now. You’d think I was exaggerating but it’s great, I want to drive all over town and just park wherever I goddam want to. Just park park park all day long.
I just drove from the valley to my office in WeHo in 10 minutes. This is unheard of. I think this is what living in L.A. in...
Holiday Guilt
I’m not guilty about deciding to forgo going home this Christmas, but I am guilty that a Fergie song just came up on my itunes shuffle and I enjoyed it for almost two full minutes before realizing what is was, turning it off, and deciding to reevaluate my life. Does that make me a bad person? You may ask, Peter, why do you have a Fergie song in the first place? Well, friend, it’s...
Faith No More - Easy Like Sunday Morning
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American Flagg! →
Dream movie project #4
tesslynch:
Kanye West — Young Folks
Oh man
I’m at Universal for a music spotting session. Our composer, Bruce, also did some cues for Michael Mann’s new movie with Johnny Depp and Christian Bale, Public Enemies, and they’re screening it today for the execs. I’m gonna try to sneak in.
WatchI mean…it’s just so good.
Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace “One Track Lover”
Watch Online: Are You Afraid of the Dark →
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