February 2009
January 2009
Hollywood Meetings I Wish I Had Transcripts Of
Transcript #1: The meeting where Zack Snyder’s agent negotiated the deal getting “From the Visionary Director of 300” onto every piece of promotion for Watchmen.
An agent, mid-40s, sits in a plush conference room with two executives at Warner Bros.
Agent: Alright, gentlemen, I think we have a deal.
(handshakes are exchanged all around)
Agent: …with the exception of one...
Here is a test I threw together last night using some of the underwater footage we shot in in our homemade tank last week. This picture shows the undersea drill at its actual size.
The Media is Thriving
mundy:Reblogged from Rick Webb:
So, I’ve been following The Media is Dying twitter feed for a while.
Most of my thinking, however, has been trending towards the fact that this is all being blown out of proportion, and the media is not, in fact, dying. In fact, the more I look at things, the more I realize that the story’s not being told correctly. I just don’t buy it.
I don’t buy that the...
teamtigerawesome:
Oprah is Dead
When Oprah dies, the world, bereft of one of it’s most charismatic leaders, descends into anarchy and chaos. A solitary traveler attempts to put the shattered pieces together again, but puts them together wrong, which can only mean doom for us all.
Shot by Jonathan Nicholas. Starring Clay Dzygun, CJ Meeks, Nick Rallo, Chris Cantwell, Matt Wyatt, Sean Bury, and...
Uncomfortable Realization of the Night
Overhearing a man watch an Ultimate Fighting Championship match in the next room is indistinguishable from overhearing a man vigorously masturbate. “Oh God! Aw man! Yes! Oooooh!”
Not to mention both make me equally uncomfortable in the knowledge that they are engaging in said act.
hoax
jennfee:
i received this in my inbox last week. it has to be a joke. unless she is a huge fan of the “7th Heaven: The Magic of Gershwin” episode or my McDonalds ad campaign “I Like it Tasty.”
I would be pleased to receive any materials about you. Would you please send me your autographed photo. I do hope I am not putting you too much trouble. With best wishes Joanna Sawicka My address JOANNA...
The Dirk Diggler Story - The full 1988 31-minute short film directed by P.T. Anderson, which he would expand into Boogie Nights nine years later. He made this when he was 18 years old.
I'll make a sweet fun video about whatever you... →
Dave, this is not only a great idea, it’s also probably going to be how I get my next job. Either way, I’m bidding. (via boringloser)
Advice I Will Give My Children
Never, ever, under any circumstances, trust a man with frosted tips.
Oh Jesus. What the fuck. Really? Did she really just have to step on that spike?...
– a coworker in development who was recently assigned the task of watching all the horror film submissions. previously, she watched the indie arthouse submissions. (via spiegelman)
Esquire: Paul Thomas Anderson Profile →
I’m reading Rebels On the Backlot because I’ve been sick in bed all night and I always meant to check it out but never did. During some supplemental googling, I read this great profile on P.T. Anderson. It confirms a lot of what I already knew, but it’s also an interesting peek at his adolescence.
Ambition Az a Ridah
I want to go to Sark, one of the Channel Islands, purely to find out more about this:
One-person invasion attempt
In August 1990 an unemployed French nuclear physicist named André Gardes attempted a singlehanded invasion of Sark, armed with a semi-automatic weapon. The night Gardes arrived he put up signs declaring his intention to take over the island the following day at noon. He was arrested...
Attn: Dictionary Editors & Rappers
Fascinating word of the day: Guernsey
Why? Because this word is worthless in America. We have no cultural or geographical connection to it whatsoever, so it is intellectually and commercially bankrupt. It was completely amalgamated (autonymned?) into Jersey through the natural course of language and slang evolution. The only people I even really hear using guernsey are Aussies talking about...
I mean, there’s nothing that Godard hasn’t already done. You can’t do a single...
– Steven Soderbergh. Read this interview, it’s phenomenal.
Holy shit, I am crazy high on paint thinner. Not good. Just to be clear…I am actually painting. I don’t sit around huffing fumes (anymore).
I think my upstairs neighbor might have read this post from yesterday, because he/she has been blasting the same horrible pop/country song on repeat since 9 am. It’s one of those songs that I don’t know because I don’t listen to that kind of music, but I’m sure I do know because its played during a feminine hygiene commercial / Grey’s Anatomy montage / romantic comedy...
davidcho:
MTV: Wow, Michael Cera being a real dick while responding to a question about potentially making an Arrested Development movie
via blinkx (click this link to see recent pictures of Maeby too)
Am I the only person that doesn’t think he’s being a dick here? I know everyone is desperate for more Arrested Development because it was such a great show, but, really, can you...
Okay, I’ll just say it. I think the Spain show is f***ing awful. Mark...
– Anthony Bourdain talking about Spain… On the Road Again. (via goldenfiddle)
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Honest Apartment Ad
It recently came to my attention that the apartment next to my own is vacant and available for lease. In the interest of preparing my future neighbor for what life will be like living next door to me, I’ve written the following honest apartment ad.
$1600 / 2 Br - Echo Park Apartment
Hello my future neighbor. I just wanted to tell a little bit about what life will be like living next door...