Tom Scocca covers the Weekly Standard’s unintentionally hilarious profile of David Mamet and his recent conversion to Republicanism and free market theory. This one’s got it all, “Mamet-style” cursing, highly caricaturized descriptions of progressive stereotypes (“You could identify the male profs by the wispy beards and sandals-’n’-socks footwear. The wives were in wraparound skirts and had hair shorter than their husbands’.”), and even a fair amount of conservative trophy hoisting on account of a “liberal artist” breaking ranks with the leftist intelligentsia.